A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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What do you call a computer scientist? It doesn't matter what you call him. He's too involved with the computer to come anyway.
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There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession. The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world. The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest profession. The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"
Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine.
Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jammed a write protect, then there were eight.
Eight little gigabytes, should have been eleven, then they cut the budget, now there are seven.
Seven little gigabytes, involved in mathematics stored an even larger prime, now there are six.
Six little gigabytes, working like a hive, one died of overwork, now there are five.
Five little gigabytes, trying to add more plugged in the wrong lead, now there are four.
Four little gigabytes, failing frequently, one used for spare parts, now there are three.
Three little gigabytes, have too much to do service man on holiday, now there are two.
Two little gigabytes, badly overrun, took the work elsewhere, now just need one.
One little gigabyte, systems far too small shut the whole thing down, now there's none at all.
A Software guy, a Hardware guy and a Mainframe guy are driving across the desert when they get a flat tire. The Mainframe guy says, "Well, now we have to get a new car." The Hardware guy says, "I got a better idea. Let's rotate the tires and see if we can isolate the problem." The Software guy says, "Nah, let's run it another thirty miles and see if the problem reoccurs."
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Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine.
Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jammed a write protect, then there were eight.
Eight little gigabytes, should have been eleven, then they cut the budget, now there are seven.
Seven little gigabytes, involved in mathematics stored an even larger prime, now there are six.
Six little gigabytes, working like a hive, one died of overwork, now there are five.
Five little gigabytes, trying to add more plugged in the wrong lead, now there are four.
Four little gigabytes, failing frequently, one used for spare parts, now there are three.
Three little gigabytes, have too much to do service man on holiday, now there are two.
Two little gigabytes, badly overrun, took the work elsewhere, now just need one.
One little gigabyte, systems far too small shut the whole thing down, now there's none at all.
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A Software guy, a Hardware guy and a Mainframe guy are driving across the desert when they get a flat tire. The Mainframe guy says, "Well, now we have to get a new car." The Hardware guy says, "I got a better idea. Let's rotate the tires and see if we can isolate the problem." The Software guy says, "Nah, let's run it another thirty miles and see if the problem reoccurs."
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