31 January 2009

Seeing-eye dogs

Two guys are out taking their dogs for a walk and stroll past the neighbourhood watering hole.

The first guy suggests they stop in for a quick drink before heading back home.

The second guy points out the obvious, no bar is going to let dogs in so they might as well forget it and head back home.

The first guy says, "Wait here a minute, then follow my lead."

After the first guy makes it into the bar without incident, the second guy follows suit.

When challenged by the door man the second guy says, "I am blind and this is my seeing-eye dog."

The door man incredulously replies, "You have a Chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?"

To which the second guy answers, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

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