Philosopher’s Corner

Socialism

You have two cows;

And you give one to your neighbour.

Communism

You have two cows;

The government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism

You have two cows;

The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism

You have two cows;

The government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism

You have two cows;

The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Capitalism

You have two cows;

You sell one and buy a bull.