Idle Thoughts

(E-8) Some Idle Thoughts (based on Logic?) from BM Nov 26/05

(1) I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

(2) I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.

(3) I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

(4) Apparently Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

(5) All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

(6) If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses side-saddle.

(7) What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts supposed to be free?

(8) They told me I was gullible ... and do you know what, I believed them.

(9) Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

(10) Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

(11) Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

(12) One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

(13) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

(14) My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies from time to time.

(15) I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

(16) The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

(17) How can there be self-help "groups"?

(18) If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

(19) Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

(20) Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?