Socialism
You have two cows;
And you give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have two cows;
The government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascism
You have two cows;
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism
You have two cows;
The government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism
You have two cows;
The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism
You have two cows;
You sell one and buy a bull.
